Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Toilet Paper
When I was in 8th and 9th grade I had been going through my rebel state. Along side me was a good friend of mine named John Kilchenman. Being the age we were we got really heavy into t-ping. We were to the point where we got bored with it and started doing more and using different methods. In the span of that year we vandilized around 10 or so houses either for fun or to people we didn't like. We felt so cool at the time because we would regularly organize every step into this process and wouldn't just do it for the hell of it. Some of the other methods we used included silly puddy and play doe all over the driveways, party paper instead of toilet paper, and the use of window paint on glass. Our goal was to always out do what we had done the previous night so it tended to get worse and worse or in our case bigger and better. The first house we started out with only a 24 pact of toilet paper. When we got to our last house we had used everything mentioned earlier and around 115 rolls of toilet paper. It was great for us to see the trees become fully white and see the damage we had done.
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Later that next day my mom got a call from the neighbors saying they saw me out and about the night before. They said that they saw me throwing stuff into the sky and when they woke up their whole house was drapped with toilet paper. My mom asked me to be honest with everything and I wouldn't get into trouble. I almost feel for that one again, but last time I admitted something like that, I got grounded for one month straight. So I had to think of something and think of something fast. I told my mom that I had been out last night, and I was throwing stuff into the sky. She started looking angry but then I had a catch. I said I was throwing my hands up to the lord and praying because I felt like I hadn't talked to him in a while. She was so amazed by everything that she forgot about everything. She told the neighbors it wasn't me and I didn't get caught at all.
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